Saturday, April 21, 2012

Shameless Self-Promotion

"Mommy, help us!"

So in case you don't have anything worked out yet for a Mother's Day gift, AND in case your mom is a freaky nut-job... COME ON OVER TO THE SHOP! I've just slashed (slashed might be a strong word) prices a bit.

"It seems like you're trying to get rid of some inventory, Sharon."

"That would be a great observation, Mysterio! I'm indeed making way for the soon-to-be-wildly-famous Dr. Mortimer's Highly Effective Stab Doll empire! WILDLY famous!" I'm using The Secret...

1 comment:

  1. You are the funniest person I've ever met.

    I can't wait to get my mom a stabdoll for mother's day!